God Destroys Dinosaurs

Man Destroys God

Jeff Goldblum looking all fancy in a white suit with a drink

God help us, we're in the hands of engineers. Life finds a way. You're a very talented young man, with your own clever thoughts and ideas. Do you need a manager? They're using our own satellites against us. And the clock is ticking. God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates Man. Man destroys God. Man creates Dinosaurs. So you two dig up, dig up dinosaurs? Did he just throw my cat out of the window? You're a very talented young man, with your own clever thoughts and ideas. Do you need a manager? This thing comes fully loaded. AM/FM radio, reclining bucket seats, and... power windows. Is this my espresso machine? Wh-what is-h-how did you get my espresso machine? Hey, you know how I'm, like, always trying to save the planet? Here's my chance. I was part of something special. So you two dig up, dig up dinosaurs? Jaguar shark! So tell me - does it really exist?

You really think you can fly that thing? Yeah, but John, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don’t eat the tourists. Do you have any idea how long it takes those cups to decompose. Jaguar shark! So tell me - does it really exist? Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should. Do you have any idea how long it takes those cups to decompose. Just my luck, no ice. I gave it a cold? I gave it a virus. A computer virus. You really think you can fly that thing? Just my luck, no ice. They're using our own satellites against us. And the clock is ticking. You know what? It is beets. I've crashed into a beet truck. Life finds a way. You're a very talented young man, with your own clever thoughts and ideas. Do you need a manager? Yes, Yes, without the oops! They're using our own satellites against us. And the clock is ticking. Remind me to thank John for a lovely weekend.

Man Creates Dinosaurs

Must go faster. My dad once told me, laugh and the world laughs with you, Cry, and I'll give you something to cry about you little bastard! You know what? It is beets. I've crashed into a beet truck. Yeah, but John, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don’t eat the tourists. You really think you can fly that thing? Yeah, but John, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don’t eat the tourists. Do you have any idea how long it takes those cups to decompose. Jaguar shark! So tell me - does it really exist? What do they got in there? King Kong? My dad once told me, laugh and the world laughs with you, Cry, and I'll give you something to cry about you little bastard! Hey, take a look at the earthlings. Goodbye! You really think you can fly that thing? Hey, take a look at the earthlings. Goodbye!

Did he just throw my cat out of the window? Do you have any idea how long it takes those cups to decompose. Did he just throw my cat out of the window? Hey, you know how I'm, like, always trying to save the planet? Here's my chance. This thing comes fully loaded. AM/FM radio, reclining bucket seats, and... power windows.God help us, we're in the hands of engineers. Life finds a way. You're a very talented young man, with your own clever thoughts and ideas. Do you need a manager? They're using our own satellites against us. And the clock is ticking. God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates Man. Man destroys God. Man creates Dinosaurs. Checkmate... This thing comes fully loaded. AM/FM radio, reclining bucket seats, and... power windows. Forget the fat lady! You're obsessed with the fat lady! Drive us out of here! We gotta burn the rain forest, dump toxic waste, pollute the air, and rip up the OZONE! 'Cause maybe if we screw up this planet enough, they won't want it anymore!

God Help Us

Did he just throw my cat out of the window? God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates Man. Man destroys God. Man creates Dinosaurs. Do you have any idea how long it takes those cups to decompose. Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should. Life finds a way. So you two dig up, dig up dinosaurs? Yeah, but John, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don’t eat the tourists. Remind me to thank John for a lovely weekend. Remind me to thank John for a lovely weekend. Hey, you know how I'm, like, always trying to save the planet? Here's my chance.Just my luck, no ice. Hey, you know how I'm, like, always trying to save the planet? Here's my chance. Forget the fat lady! You're obsessed with the fat lady! Drive us out of here! Must go faster. Remind me to thank John for a lovely weekend. Just my luck, no ice.

Life finds a way. So you two dig up, dig up dinosaurs? Yeah, but John, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don’t eat the tourists. Remind me to thank John for a lovely weekend. Remind me to thank John for a lovely weekend. Hey, you know how I'm, like, always trying to save the planet? Here's my chance. So you two dig up, dig up dinosaurs? Did he just throw my cat out of the window? You're a very talented young man, with your own clever thoughts and ideas. Do you need a manager? This thing comes fully loaded. AM/FM radio, reclining bucket seats, and... power windows.

Hey, you know how I'm, like, always trying to save the planet? Here's my chance. You really think you can fly that thing? This thing comes fully loaded. AM/FM radio, reclining bucket seats, and... power windows. Must go faster. Forget the fat lady! You're obsessed with the fat lady! Drive us out of here! Did he just throw my cat out of the window? Do you have any idea how long it takes those cups to decompose. Did he just throw my cat out of the window? Hey, you know how I'm, like, always trying to save the planet? Here's my chance. This thing comes fully loaded. AM/FM radio, reclining bucket seats, and... power windows.

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Just shut your mouth says Jeff
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